They don’t call them the elite four for nothing. My friend and I were discussing what they’d have if they were the pokemon league. (Satsuki is champion of course, with a mega garchomp). Trainer cards made using this site
We don’t control your wrinkly old balls, lovely people in the government. Please don’t try to control our vajayjays. It makes you seem like hypocrites, and we wouldn’t want to tarnish your already stained reputation, now, would we?